Friday, April 4, 2014

Inuteration!

Man and Woman are having sex, both exhibit extreme talent and force in the act.
Camera zooms to Woman's torso. It twists in an uncomfortable looking way. Both scream in pain/ecstasy. Woman's torso cuts away, slice by slice, to reveal a biologically accurate depiction of coitus, inside her. You can see the uterus slowly shift, and move in to the penis hole, down the urethra and into the bladder.
Cut to Man in hospital bed. He look's bad, but responsive.
Doctors over him: It's like insemination. But instead of the semen going in the uterus, the uterus went in to his...
Doctors are interrupted by Nurses pulling Woman's dead body past them
Cut to Some Bar. Man looks a lot better now. Man is talking to Another Woman. They copulate in the bathroom
Another woman: Pull out!
Man grunts as he orgasms over Another Woman's back.
Camera pans to her back and reveals no cum.
Slow fade to mans apartment, man is masturbating. Man makes noises, then looks at his dry hand.
Camera zooms in to sweat on his brow.
Cut to man walking down a city street. Man clenches his torso near his bladder, he doesn't look well.
Cut to Another Bar. Man is talking to Yet Another Woman, they are getting along. Man gets up and walks to the bathroom. Man walks to the urinal, he's sweaty and looks even worse than before.
Cut to the urinal, piss starts filling it as the man starts screaming. Hundreds of tiny fetuses start landing in the urinal. The stream falls to the left and there is a loud thud.
Camera pans to the door and stays on it for a long time. Some Dude Who Was in the Bar opens the door and screams.
Camera turns the urinal where hundreds of premature fetuses crawl out on to the floor, and follows them to Mans body where hundreds more are eating his body.

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